TOP10 NAIJA LOSERS OF THE WEEK(SUNDAYS)1/1/2012

1. GOODLUCK JONATHAN
Aside from waiting too long to enact state of emergency n troubled parts of Nigeria, subsidy was removed 1st January 2012.

2. BOKO HARAM
State of emergency's been enacted to check the group's terrible acts.

3. PPRA
Saddled with subsidy removal.

4. MIKEL OBI
Consistently missing out in Chelseafc's 1st eleven

5. NIGERIA
for making top 10 most violent nations in the world.

6. ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
President Goodluck's ordered closure of some borders - NIS' started deporting 'em.

7. CROSS RIVERS STATE/RICK ROSS
Ricky stood the state up at the carnival - state's sueing him.

8. OKONJO IWEALA
for looking Nigerians in the face and saying govt's not decided on date for fuel removal only for PPRA to act otherwise Jan., 1st 2012.

9. OSAZE
Went down with WBA today as they lost at home. 0 - 1.

10. ADAMS OSHIOMOLE
for continuing to be on the side of govt on subsidy removal, thereby betraying his pry constituency - the struggle.