FULL EFL CUP Draw, Which Team is Your Club Facing?

Starting September 19 2016 teams will square up for the next stage of the EFL cup. 

Here's the full draw result.

Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal
Leeds United vs Blackburn Rovers
Queens Park Rangers vs Sunderland
West Ham United vs Accrington Stanley
Southampton vs Crystal Palace
Swansea City vs Manchester City
Fulham vs Bristol City
Bournemouth vs Preston North End
Tottenham Hotspur vs Gillingham
Everton vs Norwich City
Derby County vs Liverpool
Northampton vs Manchester United
Brighton vs Reading
Newcastle United vs Wolverhampton Wanderers
Stoke City vs Hull City
Leicester City vs Chelsea

Fmr Everton / Nigerian international Star, Joseph Yobo Signs for Nigerian Side, Kano Pillars FC

Former Everton star who was also Captain of Nigeria's former super eagles, Joseph Yobo has signed with a local side to now play in the NPFL for the remainder of the season. He will now play the remaining 12 NPFL matches as a Kano Pillars player. Welcome back home.

President Mugabe Calls Zimbabwe's Athletes Rats and Orders Their Arrest for Not Winning Any Medal at Rio 2016 Olympics!

The president of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugabe has ordered the arrest of Zimbabwe's athletes to the just concluded Olympics at Rio Brazil.

In his words, he said: “We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we call athletes. If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our national anthem  and hoist our flag, we would have sent some of the beautiful girls and  handsome guys from University of Zimbabwe to represent us.”“This  situation is like an impotent man who is married to five women, what is  the essence? I will make sure we share the cost across board for all of  them to pay back to government chest even if it takes 10 years to  recoup, now it turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and  visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless.”

French Man On Temporary Visa Shouts, "Allahu Akbar" As He Stabbed British Woman to Death in Australia!

Crime scene

AUSTRALIA: 

Last night a 29-year-old French man has reportedly stabbed a British woman to death as he chanted the Arabic phrase, "Allahu akbar" at a hostel in the town of Home Hill, south of Townsville in northern Queensland.

According to Queensland Police Deputy Commissioner Steve Gollschewski, "While this information will be factored into the investigation, we are not ruling out any motivations at this early stage, whether they be political or criminal... Investigators will also consider whether mental health or drug misuse factors are involved in this incident... the associated issues of what motivated him and whether that has any relevance to radicalization is something we're going to explore fully, but we won't know for some time whether that's the case,"
Another Briton, a 30-year-old man was hospitalized in critical condition. While an Australian wounded too has been treated and realised. A dog was fatlly wounded.

United Nations Gets 1st Female Secretary General She is Senator Leila de Lima

The United nations set up since 1945 now has a female secretary general she is serving Filipino Senator, Leila de Lima. She has been elected as the new United Nations Secretary-General to replace Ban Ki-moon as his term comes to an end. Ban ki-moon had pleaded for his successor to be a woman days ago.

In his words, “it’s high time now for women should be “given equal opportunities... many distinguished, motivated women leaders who can really change this world, who can actively engage with the other leaders of the world.”

She beat 10 others. 4 of who were females.

While Ban did not share his favorite candidate, he said there are

She is currently serving as a Filipino senator in the country's 17th congress.

Bankrupt Rapper, DMX Welcomes His 15th Child!

90s rapper DMX has more than his bankrupt state to deal with as he's welcomed his fifteenth child! Did I hear you ask, 15? Yes, 15!!!

In his words, "Y'all go'n make me lose my mind!"

Nigeria Military Says, Shekau and Senior Boko Haram Militants Fatally Wounded in Air Raids!

According to the Nigerian army Boko Haram leader, Abubakar Shekau and his top militants have been "fatally wounded" in an air strike targeting a meeting of the Islamist group's commanders. According to the airforce,

Shekau and other senior militants had gathered for prayers on Friday when they were hit by "air force raids".

Those killed are Abubakar Mubi, Malam Nuhu and Malam Hamman, while Shekau is "believed to be fatally wounded on his shoulders".
Will the military be ridiculed again like Shekau again as he's done in the past by posting videos that he's still alive?

Self-Proclaimed Jihadists Burn and Kill in Zamfara - Eight Dead Already!

Zamfara burned yesterday after self-proclaimed Jihadists burnt down the home of a man (another Muslim) who rescued a student of Abdu Gusau Polytechnic, Talata-Mafara. who was attacked by a mob after he made blasphemous statements about Islam and Prophet Muhammad. The mob who beat him to a coma attacked the house of Tajudeen killing eight people in the process.

State Governor, Alhaji Abdulaziz Yari, after declaring a 12-hour curfew (7pm - 7am) joined hundreds of people to bury the deceased, who were said to have all been killed when an angry mob set fire on the house of a man who tried to rescue the student. In his words, the governor said: “no stone will be left unturned until all those behind this act are brought to book.” 

Tajudeen's crime was that, he took the student in his car and drove him to a hospital annoyed by this act, the mob moved to his (Tajudeen’s) house, set it on fire and killed eight persons.
President Buhari has promised to deal with perpetrators.

Minister Attacked Online After Photo Shows Him Being Carried by Men in Ankle-Deep Water from Fllod that Killed 40!

Senior Indian minister, Shivraj Singh Chouhan, chief minister of central Madhya Pradesh state has been attacked online after he was seen being carried by men in Ankle-deep water while inspecting the devastation caused by flooding in eastern India, which has killed 40 people and displaced thousands. 

Ex-Nigerian International Pius Ikedia SLumps on the Pitch While Playing for Ajax of Amsterdam!

While playing a friendly for former Ajax stars to mark the team's 50th anniversary on Saturday, former Nigerian international, Super Eagles winger, Pius Ikedia, slumped! He was admitted into hospital in Amsterdam, Holland, and now recuperating. An eyewitness said, “It was a close shave with death for Pius,” a top source further informed AfricanFootball.  “We only thank God that with proper care, we were not celebrating the death of another Nigeria football star on the pitch.” According to Telegraaf, the 36-year-old was revived on the pitch after several attempts, before he was taken to hospital.  The exhibition match was to mark the 50th anniversary of the Haarlo Sports club and the former Ajax stars were leading 7-2 before the sad news. 

Fmr Zambia Boxing Champion Arrested in February for Stealing a Car and Others... Beaten to a Pulp after Stealing Again!

Formerly Zambian Heavy weight champion, Joseph Chingangu who fought Klitschcov for the world title years back has been caught again for stealing. The boxer who in february was arretsed for stealing a car and other valuables and burglary was caught by students for stealing a laptop this month and has been beaten to a pulp. Photo below.

20-Year-Old Rio Student Shares Intimate Photos of Olympics Multi-#Gold Medalist, #UsainBolt in Bed with Her.

A 20-year-old Rio student, Jady Duarte uploaded photos of Jamaica's track/world king Usain Bolt in bed with her to WhatsApp. 30-year-old Usain Bolt already has a jamaican girlfriend who after the picture has hinted her disappointment at letting the whole world know she's dating Bolt. 

Frank Ocean Finally Drops His ALBUM... No? C'Mon, It's a Visual Album Called ENDLESS + Tracklist Here

After all months of waiting, since his 2012 Channel Orange album, Frank Ocean has unveiled a new album  a visual one he calls, Endless.
Featuring, Jonny Greenwood, James Blake, Jazmine Sullivan, British R&B vocalist Sampha and producer Arca.
Tracklist:  
1. "Device Control"
2. "Alabama"
3. "U-N-I-T-Y"
4. "Commes Des Garcons"
5. "Wither"
6. "In Here Somewhere"
7. "At Your Best (You Are Love)"
8. "Mine"
9. Ambience 001: "In a Certain Way"
10. Ambience 002: "Honeybaby"
11. "Hublots"
12. "Slide on Me"

You've Never Seen Multi-Award Winning Actress, Omotola Jalade Like this Before!

Star Nollywood Actress has chosen to appear like never seen before! The beautiful celebrity actress/Mom/Wife appeared as a Barrister

on her Instagram page. You sure should watch out for this Multi-Award winning star as she plays a fresh new role!

True Story Behind Sisters, Leenah and Heeba's Identical A-Level Grades!

Sisters, Leenah and Hiba Abuelgasim got the same A-level results in identical subjects despite sitting for their exams this year and last year.

Leenah got five top grades including three A*s to get into Oxford University. Hiba got A*s in biology, chemistry and maths, and two As in Greek and general studies.

Leena opened her results in front of her 19-year-old sibling, the pair were stunned. “We both got As in general studies and Greek, and A*s in biology, chemistry and maths.

“We couldn’t believe it.” In Heeba's words, “She got the same results for the same subjects and we’re going to study the same thing at university... we’ve always been like that, We hang out all the time, we get on really well, apart from the occasional friends... I’m sure Sigmund Freud would be able to say there was probably something in all that.”

Hiba, who is currently studying Medicine at Brasenose College Oxford while Leenah is also planning on a career in medicine and begins her studies at University College, Oxford, later this year.

Face Of Man Who Poisoned Neighbour's Food with Sniper Insecticide Over Electricity BILLS!

A man, Gordon Daniel has been arrested in Lagos after he allegedly poisoned his neighbour's food with "SNIPER" insecticide. According to Saidat Shakiru the neighbour, she said he poisoned her soup with the insecticide Tuesday, 16th August 201 after she left it on fire. She discovered the soup smelled poisonous after she returned to check. She accused him of the crime when she discovered they were the only two people at home.

The landlady and her husband reported to the Head of the community who in turn reported the crime to the Police. The Ajegunle Police station has hinted that the case will be transfered to SCID. Gordon blamed the devil for the crime and said he took that action only because she was fond of insulting her over electricity bills In his words, he said, “The woman has been insulting me over electricity bill. I don’t know what got over me so I decided to put sniper inside their soup to punish her. I am sorry. I regret what I have done. She insulted me so much because of the electricity bill if not I don’t have any problem with her and her husband.”

According to Saidat, she and Daniel were the only ones in their compound when she was cooking. The Nation reports that she alerted the landlady who resides on the topmost floor of the storey building as well as her husband who was at work before the matter was reported to the Baale of Aiyetoro street, Saheed Fakunle.
Read more: https://www.naij.com/933073-man-poisons-neighbour-unpaid-nepa-bill-photo.html

Millionaire Blogger, Linda Ikeja Tenders FULL Apology to Mayowa After Realising "SAVE MAYOWA FUND" Isn't a Fraud Afterall!

Millionaire blogger, Linda Ikeji has tendered her apologies for blogging that the "Save Mayowa Fund" was a fraud. According to her she was mislead by sources. 

Read the FULL text of her apology below:

“People who know me well will tell you that the easiest and fastest way to get money out of me is to tell me you’re sick. I hate seeing people that helpless. Over the years, I’ve donated and also used my platform to raise money for several sick people, including Mayowa Ahmed. Early morning on July 28th, I received a call saying the #SaveMayowa campaign was a scam. That the lady was terminally ill and the family had no intentions of using the money raised for her health to treat her as they had no invite from the hospital in Atlanta, neither did she even have a visa to the US.

Football Legend, JayJay Okocha Plays Football with Children at IDP Camps in Nigeria!

Nigeria's very own and Africa soccer legend was spotted at Internally Displaced People's Camp in Nigeria playing football with the children. His action joins that of others to raise awareness for the plight of the IDP!

Okagbare, Efe, Dream Team... Nigeria's Hopes for Medals at Rio 2016 Olympics!

Nigeria's hope of picking medal(s) at the Rio Olympics now fall on the soccer team, 200 meters female and Efe's boxing prowess.

Blessing Okagbare eased into the 200m semi fimals in 22.71secs, while Efe will be fighting in the Boxing Quarter finals today while the Dream Team have qualified and made it to the semi fanals in football against Germany.

Will Nigeria's Efe Ajagba Knock-Out His Quarter Final Opponent Like He Did Against Nigel?

Nigeria's lone boxing, Efe Ajagba will be fighting in the Super Heavy Weight quarter finals tonight, will he repeat his Round of 16 act, when he knocked out Trinidad and Tobago's Nigel Paul in less than 60 seconds!He is 2015 All-African games champion and also a commonwealth games Bronze medalist.

Why ADELE Said NO to the SuperBOWL!!!

When the BIGGEST sporting event in the United States asked for multi-award winning musician, Adele to perform at the annual event, the British act said NO! Why?

In her words at a show in Los Angeles,she said, "First of all, I'm not doing the Super Bowl... I know I'm not Beyoncé, I can't dance or anything like that... I mean, come on, that show is not about music... They were very kind, they did ask me, but I did say NO. I'm sorry."

For 89 Million British Pounds, Paul Pogba is Back at Manchester United!

Paul Pogba is back at Manchester United for 89 Million British Pounds!

The French midfielder who left on a free transfer from the EPL side is back for the record transfer amount. 

Congrats to Juventus for making so much from this deal!

How Nigeria Beat Japan as Etebo Scored 4 Goals - Rio 2016 Olympics Football

A rebound by the Japanese goalkeeper from Imoh Ezekiel is tapped in by Sadiq Umar giving Nigeria the first goal of the match, 6 minutes into the game.

Koroki scores from the penalty spot after Amuzie is booked for wrongly tackling a japanese player in the Nigerian box.
Etebo taps in shehu's amazing pass to restore Nigeria's lead in the 9th minute.
Japan draws level again via Minamino. 4 goals in just 13 minutes! 
Umar's assist sets up Etebo's brace of the night in the 42nd minute.
A foul on Umar in the japanese box gives Nigeria a penalty which Etebo had no problems slotting in!
Mikel's pass to Umar puts Umar and goalkeeper on collision course leaving Etebo to send home his 4th goal of the night! 66 minutes.
Arsenal's Asano's back heel brings back japan into the game. 5-3. 69 minutes.
Suzuki makes it 5-4 for japan and referee signaled the end of the game and Nigeria wins 5-4.

Donald Trump Says He Might Lose US Presidential Election in November 2016!

While speaking at a rally in Columbus, Ohio republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has suggested that he might lose US Presidential election in November. Why? He says the election could be “rigged”.

In his words, he said, “more and more” “I’m afraid the election is going to be rigged, I have to be honest”.

He reteirated same on FOX when he said, “I hope the Republicans are watching closely or it’s going to be taken away from us.”

Newest Darling of Nigerian Commuters, UBER Addresses Drivers Strike in Kenya!

UBER might be having a swell time in Nigeria due to the convenience and affordability it offers, but this appears to be a problem in Kenya as over 150 taxi drivers are presently on strike and demonstrating in front of the firm in Kenya. Why? The drivers are not satisfied with the fees being charged commuters as they argue the prices are too cheap!

Meet the Beautiful Model who Says, Sex with Football Star, Messi was Totally Uninteresting!

While speaking on Peruvian TV, Xoana Gonzalez said: "It was many years ago. In truth he was very young. But he knew what he was doing, was not minor, that was the important thing... His security told me 'got someone you want to know'. I was curious to see who it was, and froze when I saw it was my idol Messi I froze... I said that he is the wimp, though because he sent his security to get me. There I noticed that he is very shy... We talked about music and cannot remember if he told me he had a girlfriend or not. After a while we went to his apartment in Puerto Madero."

"When one plays across the whole pitch, you expect someone to return the favour. I wanted him to show me more than that. At one point I felt like I was with a dead body."