Joke Of The Day (04/02/14)

A Nigerian politician died and went to hell. As he stood in front of a rusty gate, he saw lots of clocks. So, he asks the devil...
Politician: what are all these clocks?
Devil: Those are lie clocks, everyone on earth has one. Everytime a person lies, his/her clock ticks.
Politician: Wow! whose clock is that? {he said, pointing to a clock}
Devil: thats wole soyinka's clock, it has never ticked, indicating that he has never lied.
Politician: Incredible! And whose clock is that? {he said, pointing to another}
Devil: That's adams oshiomole's clock. It has ticked only 7 times, which means, he has told only 7 lies his entire life.
The politician looked around and asked "where is President Goodluck's clock?"
The devil replied "oh that?! Its in my office. I'm using it as a ceiling fan"