ENGLAND'S EURO2012 SQUAD

1. JOE HART(MANCHESTER CITY)
BEST ENGLISH GOAL KEEPER, CAPTAIN MATERIAL

2. ROBERT GREEN(WEST HAM UNITED)
STILL TRAILED BY WORLDCUP 2012 NIGHT,ARE

3. JOHN RUDDY(NORWICH CITY)
CALM UNDER PRESSURE - BENCH MATERIAL

4. LEIGHTON BAINES(EVERTON)
GOOD LEFT FULL BACK, BUT WITH ASHLEY COLE? HE'S 4D BENCH

5. ASHLEY COLE(CHELSEA)
WILL START EVERY MATCH

6. GARY CAHILL
SOLID CENTRE BACK WILL PAIR WELL WITH TERYY

7. JOHN TERRY(CHELSEA FC)
HIS LEADERSHIP QUALITY GAVE HIM A EDGE OVER FERDINAND

8. GLEN JOHNSON(LIVERPOOL)
ANOTHER LIVERPOOL PLAYER IN THE TEAM FOR NO GOOD REASON.

9. PHIL JONES(MANCHESTER UNITED)
DEFINITELY NOT GOING FOR HIS DEFENSIVE PROWESS, HOGSON MUST HAVE A PLAN FOR HIM.

10. JOLEAN LESCOTT(MANCHESTER CITY)
IF ANY PLAYER CAN BREAK INTO THE CAHILL/TERRY PARTNERSHIP, HE'S THE MAN.

11. GARETH BARRY(MANCHESTER CITY)
ANY FLOP FROM SCOTT PARKER AND GARETH STEALS THE SHOW. GREAT SEASON BY THE WAY.

12. STEPHEN GERRARD(LIVERPOOL)
CAPTAIN FANTASTIC!!!

13. FRANK LAMPARD(CHELSEA)
I SEE HOGSON BREAKING THE RECORDS BY PLAYING HIM WITH GERRARD.

14. SCOTT PARKER(TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR)
BEST HOLDING MIDFIELDER TODAY!!!

15. JAMES MILNER(MANCHESTER CITY)
BENCH MATERIAL BUT A GREAT UTILITY PLAYER.

16. ASHLEY YOUNG(MANCHESTER UNITED)
BEST ENGLISH RIGHT WINGER.

17. THEO WALCOTT(ARSENAL)
WE SHOULD EXPECT A FEW SPARKS FROM THIS LAD.

18. ALEX OXLADE CHAMBERLAIN(ARSENAL)
IF ANY PLAYER'S GOING TO PERFORM MAGIC FROM THE BENCH, THEN OXLADE'S YOUR MAN.

19. STEWART DOWNING(LIVERPOOL)
HE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THIS SQUAD. THAT IS ALL.

20. ANDY CAROLL(LIVERPOOL)
MAYBE FOR HIS PROWESS IN THE AIR WITH HIS HEAD, ASIDES FROM THIS ANOTHER LIVERPOOL PLAYER THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE SQUAD.

21. JERMAIN DEFOE(TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR)
ONE OF HOGSON'S UNEXPECTED BEST CHOICES.

22. DANNY WELBECK(MANCHESTER UNITED)
HIS GREAT PARTNERSHIP WITH ROONEY AT UNITED'S ONE GOOD REASON HE MADE THIS SQUAD.

23. WAYNE ROONEY(MANCHESTER UNITED)
MR AUTOMATIC SLOT - HE'S ENGLAND'S BEST TODAY.